Bacon Festival = Kiss These Abs Goodbye

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #6

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Sweet Jesus, there is a God! Bacon Nation is holding the first annual Bacon Nation Food Festival in St. Augustine, Florida this weekend, April 26th and 27th from 12pm - 8pm. Admission through these gates of Heaven cost $4 for an adult — children 13 years and younger get in free.

The culmination of 25 days worth of hard fucking kettlebell workouts will be completely destroyed when bacon slathered with Baconnaise sprinkled with Bacon Bits and Bacon Salt is consumed and washed down with Bakon Vodka. Just thinking about bacon makes me want to break out the Baconlube and jerkoff into a bacon sock.

Bacon is best known for making everything and anything it comes in contact with better regardless of it being edible or not. Even I threw together some bacon wrapped jalapeño poppers during a previous 30-day challenge. Don't get me wrong though, bacon fat is only moderately healthier than methamphetamine when overconsumed, yet is much more addictive than meth. Just check out this helpful chart I found:

DonDoes30.com - Bacon Health Chart "YOLO", right?

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