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End of Challenge 2: A Trip to the Yoga Studio

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #2

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Challenge 2 Is Over

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! The reason new posts have been rather lacking this holiday season is because my family came for a visit. But that didn't stop me from doing yoga! In fact, a few relatives noticed the weight loss, specifically my grandmother who commented, "You look like you lost a lot of weight in your face." There you have it; I lost face fat — that will have the ladies swooning in no time. I explained to her that I had lost eight pounds by doing yoga. "Isn't that for the gays?" she asked with as much homosexual acceptance and understanding as Phil Robertson and Mel Gibson combined. Merry Christmas, Grandma.

Any way, on December 18th I received an email from a friend and avid reader ... Continue Reading

Big Day Tomorrow: Challenge 2, Day 27

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #2

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Tomorrow is the culmination of all my hard work for the past 27 days: A trip to an actual yoga studio. I've grunted, strained, and farted my way through twenty-seven exercises over the last three and a half weeks, and now the time has come to do all of that in public!


Saturday December 28th @ 4 p.m.
Location: Power Yoga San Marco
3825 Hendricks Avenue
Jacksonville, FL 32207 (see map below)

Come join in! All are welcome to watch me make an ass of ... Continue Reading

DDP Yoga: All-Inclusive Trip to Mexico

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #2

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Most of you can drive over to your local Home Depot and experience just about as much of Mexico as you would ever want. It's cheaper that way and won't get you killed... usually. But aside from the drug wars, daily mass killings, corrupt government, stray animals roaming the streets, undrinkable water, erratic driving, and the most apathetic food quality guidelines we've ever seen (not counting the closure of the FDA due to the government shutdown), Mexico is a beautiful country.

I've spent ... Continue Reading

Christmas Eve and Christmas: A Disastrous Family Affair

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #2

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Ready for Christmas!

First of all Merry Christmas! By now I hope you know how my family celebrates holidays (if not, then read about it). During the holidays I want to share with you some of the better insults being hurled around at each other while we're hanging out by the old yule log. As you can see, I'm well stocked in full anticipation of a blowout. I'll be updating this page frequently or posting to my Twitter feed (that will be automatically updated below, too). Enjoy!

My ... Continue Reading

3 More DDP Yoga Workouts You Never Knew Existed

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #2

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As I progress through the program, I try to keep everyone up-to-date on the 11 different workouts that are included. Each is tougher than the last and designed to be slowly introduced over the course of 13 weeks as to not involuntary murder someone from shock and over exhaustion.

From what I can tell through research and talking with friends who have tried yoga in the past, "Diamond" Dallas Page really put together a hybrid form of yoga: part traditional yoga poses, add in some ... Continue Reading

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