Most of you can drive over to your local Home Depot and experience just about as much of Mexico as you would ever want. It's cheaper that way and won't get you killed... usually. But aside from the drug wars, daily mass killings, corrupt government, stray animals roaming the streets, undrinkable water, erratic driving, and the most apathetic food quality guidelines we've ever seen (not counting the closure of the FDA due to the government shutdown), Mexico is a beautiful country.
I've spent many a day soaking in the sun and experiencing the Mexican culture whilst hungover from the many tequila shots taken the night before at Senior Frogs. Just stay away from pushy street vendors; HOLY SHIT! All in all, I take any opportunity I get to go to Mexico — the nice parts of Mexico that is.
How about a "DDP Yoga" all-inclusive trip to Riviera Maya (translation: We Prey on Tourists) for a 5 day vacation? This trip isn't free, but you're just sitting in your parents' basement collecting dust anyway, you know you have the money. Check it out: