15 Hilarious Chinese Character Tattoo Fails (+1 Bonus)

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #9

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The trend has been around for a while for English-speaking Americans to get Chinese or Japanese characters as tattoos over different parts of their body. The idea presumably stems from that notion that if you get words like "STRONG" or "BEAUTIFUL" tattooed on your arm in English, you look like a bragging cocksucker, but adorning your body with those words using Chinese characters instead, they suddenly become meaningful.

I'm sure some people might claim that they don't get Asian characters JUST because it's foreign, but because the characters are artistic and beautiful, unlike plain old English.

This practice has lead to hilarious moments, like an unsuspecting woman thinking her tattoo said "blood and guts" when in reality it says "blood and intestines." Or the guy who wanted "To Fight is to Suffer," but got "Exhausted and Poor" instead. But don't let me discourage you from getting one. Maybe this list will though...

1. "Poor/Broke"

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2. "Thing Gratis Sperm"

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3. "Coffin Dude"

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4. "Calamity"

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5. "Little Animal / Big Mistake"

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6. "Swift-Dumb"

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7. "Sesame Chicken"

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8. "Drowning in Weed"

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9. "Cheap Shit"

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10. "Marijuana"

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11. "Chicken Noodle Soup"

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12. "Pull-Dude Power Bastard"

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13. "Noodle"

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14. "God Credit"

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15. "Gold Pig"

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BONUS: "I Don't Eat Meat, But Me Bite"

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