1. Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham is best known as being the least likeable member of the pop girl band, "The Spice Girls," and also for her obliviousness to her husband's homosexual tendancies. Victoria insists that she keeps her skeletally thin frame by following a gluten-free diet, adding that gluten caused her metabolism issues and problems maintaining her desired weight — which is probably that of my 9-month-old daughter.
2. Keith Olbermann
ESPN sports broadcaster and Bill O'Reilly hater, Keith Olbermann, suffers from Celiac disease, admitting that gluten (and presumably Bill O'Reilly's jizz) is “like poison” to his body. He has openly discussed gluten-free diets and the important health complications ranging from malnutrition to internal bleeding.
3. Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz has appeared in numerous films such as “Constantine” with the always monotonic Keanu Reeves and “The Mummy” with the human scream machine, Brendan Fraser. Weisz says that she has an intolerance to wheat and must avoid wheat products to prevent stomach inflammation and digestive issues. Gross.
4. Ryan Phillippe
Even despite having a wheat allergy, this guy used to bang the bottom out of Reese Whitherspoon; that alone should give many people hope. Aaaaand... that's really all there is to say about Ryan Phillippe.
5. Gwyneth Paltrow
Trying to take diet advice from Gwyneth Paltrow after seeing her alter-ego in "Shallow Hal" sends me into fits of psychotic laughter. Paltrow has been gluten-free for quite a while, citing that "everyone in [her] family is intolerant to gluten and cow dairy." Paltrow is pretty universally hated anyway, but if you didn't have a reason already, here's 45 Hilariously Ridiculous Quotes That Will Make You Want to Punch Something.