Gluten-Free Diet: What The Hell Can I Eat?

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #5

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Presumably I scared quite a few people when I listed the foods you can't eat while following a gluten-free diet, especially since beer was on that list. But have no fear, ethanol lovers: You can still imbibe with distilled liquors! When a spirit is distilled, the pure ethanol is extracted from the grain and all the gluten is left behind. So in other words, when someone distills a spirit like rum, whiskey, vodka or gin, it automatically makes it gluten-free. Fuck yeah, science!

So drink all the Jack Daniel's you want. Hell, you're probably halfway through a bottle right now, you Celiac motherfucker. However, doing this while pregnant may still result in a few miscarriages, but hey, gluten-free, right?

Foods to Eat!

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Gluten-Free Diet: What I Can't Eat

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #5

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Maybe that graphic is a little dramatic, but for the past 7 days I've had to Google every single item of food I was about to eat in order to make sure the contents are in line with my 30-day challenge of giving up gluten. You would be amazed how quick Google learns to auto-suggests "gluten free?" at the end of every "is [insert any food item]" — go ahead and try it.

To all you legitamate Celiac sufferers out there, you have my complete sympathy. I've compiled an exhaustive list of shit ... Continue Reading

7 Celebrities Living a Gluten-Free Life

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #5

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We're all still riding pretty high from the 86th Academy Awards that aired last night. The show proved to us that Ellen DeGeneres is one funny, world record-breaking chick; John Travolta can't read a teleprompter through his toupee; Steve McQueen looks a lot different than how my parents remember him; the United States has concluded paying reparations by giving "12 Years a Slave" the Best Picture Oscar; and Barkhad Abdi will soon be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

While most ... Continue Reading

Celiac Disease and A Gluten-Free Diet

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #5

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Before starting this challenge, I had no idea what the hell "a gluten" was, let alone the unimaginable horror it leaves behind for those suffering from this terrible fate. Like all other cool new diseases and fads with spectrums (autism, eating disorders, depression), gluten's own spectrum of symptoms ranges from people who "just want to lose weight" (we'll get to those assholes later) to "mild discomfort" to "that scene in "Alien" where a Xenomorph rips through a man's intestinal ... Continue Reading

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