"I'm A Reverend, Bitch!" How I Became an Ordained Minister in 3 Easy Steps

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #7

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Many people don't know — or may have forgotten — that I am actually a real-life ordained minister. That's right, Reverend Don P. is available to preside over marriages, baptisms, peaceful rites, funerals, blessings, spiritual coaching, and all other religious ceremonies of the church. Pretty fucking scary, isn't it?

You may be thinking I had to undergo a painstaking (and totally sacred) process involving years of seminary study, strict biblical discipline, writing a dissertation on the reflection of nature and man, and then balancing a glass of wine on my head while hopping across a series of crumbling pillars without spilling any wine to retrieve the precious Spear of Destiny.

You're pretty close, but also totally ... Continue Reading

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