A camera: Once a beautiful and fascinating instrument used to capture light onto film to preserve life's most precious memories, now commonly used to take pictures of food for Instagram and of passed out friends with Sharpie-drawn penises all over their face to pad your Facebook "like" stats. Cameras and photography have come a long way from the clunky box days that required the subject of the photo to remain near lifeless for almost five minutes (sometimes up to 15 minutes) just to produce a grainy, colorless image. By today's ... Continue Reading
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If television has taught me anything, it's that cavemen had a pretty sweet gig back in their era. They spent their fur-clad days beating on their chest, loudly grunting at each other, applying graffiti to cave walls, dragging women around by their hair, and bashing in their prey's head — and each other's ... Continue Reading
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
— Tony Montana, "Scarface"
Cash is King
About a month ago, I was browsing through one of our many local gun shops with a friend who needed to buy a new holster. Now, before we get into a debate about gun control, I agree with certain points on both sides of the argument. But, guess what? Guns are cool; they make loud noises and ... Continue Reading
WARNING For My Female Readers: This post contains math. Please feel free to take reading breaks at any time to prevent sudden headaches, dizziness, confusion, memory loss, and even possibly a seizure or stroke.
Have you ever been nervously standing in the aisle of a grocery store staring at the myriad of options while trying to accomplish long division in your head in order to determine if the 16-ounce salsa for $2.79 is more or less cost-effective than the 24-ounce for $4.25? Of ... Continue Reading
"We may pick on each other, get into little scrapes, call each other names and occasionally steal from each other, but that’s because we are family."
— Lucille Bluth, "Arrested Development"
You really have to know my family in order to have any appreciation towards them whatsoever. Their idea of a good Thanksgiving is seeing how many of those around the table they can insult and/or stab in the back while using a speaking volume so loud, impactful, and ferocious you'd think they were ... Continue Reading
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