Like my grandma used to say: "Donny, alcohol is the secret to a long, healthy life. Now put in that VHS tape labeled '6 Hours of Me Drinking' and I'll show you what I mean."
That tape was just a compilation of several clips showing grandma funneling beer set to a loop of "Moonlight Sonata," but maybe she was on to something. She did turn 78 years old this year, after all.
So, I guess when grandma was taking a break from praising Nazis and bench pressing her Volkswagen so my grandpa could change the oil, she was drinking from the Fountain of Youth made from malted barley, hops, yeast, and water.
When it comes to the benefits of alcohol, wine usually gets the credit. Now you'll be glad to learn that, like wine, beer delivers some healthy advantages as well. Such as...
The Benefits of Beer