Like just about everything else in life, getting excessively drunk is something worth learning how to do the right way. Unfortunately, a lot of what we've learned about drinking and being drunk has come from our friends, while all people involved were, you guessed it, drunk themselves.
I've been around the proverbial block, fictitiously driving intoxicated in an imaginary McLaren F1. Because that's how I roll in my fantasy, bitch.
There is a subculture in college that revolves around drinking and drugs. Unfortunately, after spending seven years in college as an undergrad, those college parties start becoming as boring as watching Kanye West sound out the alphabet. However, there is plenty to learn from those experiences, such as: