How to Party: A Definitive Look at Drugs, Alcohol, and Hangovers [Infographic]

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #12

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Like just about everything else in life, getting excessively drunk is something worth learning how to do the right way. Unfortunately, a lot of what we've learned about drinking and being drunk has come from our friends, while all people involved were, you guessed it, drunk themselves.

I've been around the proverbial block, fictitiously driving intoxicated in an imaginary McLaren F1. Because that's how I roll in my fantasy, bitch.

There is a subculture in college that revolves around drinking and drugs. Unfortunately, after spending seven years in college as an undergrad, those college parties start becoming as boring as watching Kanye West sound out the alphabet. However, there is plenty to learn from those ... Continue Reading

5 Health Benefits of Drinking Beer

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #12

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Like my grandma used to say: "Donny, alcohol is the secret to a long, healthy life. Now put in that VHS tape labeled '6 Hours of Me Drinking' and I'll show you what I mean."

That tape was just a compilation of several clips showing grandma funneling beer set to a loop of "Moonlight Sonata," but maybe she was on to something. She did turn 78 years old this year, after all.

So, I guess when grandma was taking a break from praising Nazis and bench pressing her Volkswagen ... Continue Reading

The Great Debate: Beer vs. Wine (Infographic)

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #12

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Odds are in my favor that if you're reading this blog, beer is an essential staple in your diet. And why not? It's beer, the very fabric in which the worlds of both functional and dysfunctional alcoholism are held together. Beer is delicious, plentiful, and downright affordable when compared to other options; which is presumably why it's the #1 drink of choice for drunk, homeless men and Native Americans across the country. [SOURCE: Doesn't Exist]

But if you're looking to get ... Continue Reading

Drink Whiskey Like a Man

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #12

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Just the word alone — "whiskey" — conjures up manly images, such as punching a horse, killing a bison with your bare hands, or filing one's taxes on time. In reality, whiskey is just a vehicle whose only destinations are Mexico, jail, and Hell. In that order. But it's one heck of a ride.

Whiskey is not so much a drink as it is a way to keep women out of biker bars, monster truck rallies, and John Wayne movie marathons. There's also the added benefit of "whiskey dick," a side ... Continue Reading

Quitting the Sauce (No Alcohol for 30 Days)

Written by Don P on . Posted in Challenge #12

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DonDoes30.com - 24 Hour Sobriety Coin

So far I've made it through 24 hours! I can joke and say this is going to be the most sobering experience of my life (see what I did there), but maybe those are going to be the type of jokes necessary in order to survive the next grueling 30 days. Not only do I enjoy drinking, but also I am good at it. Good enough to get paid doing it.

I’m sure I COULD have fun without drinking, but why risk it? Well, because this is a blog about challenges and that's what I do. The drinking ... Continue Reading

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