By now, I've been on at least 10 cruises, maybe more. Living on the peninsula known as "Florida" means you're surrounded by water and cruise ports, five to be exact, each within a 2 to 3 hour drive from one another. You can't NOT end up on a cruise at some point. [That's a double negative, motherfuckers!]
For anyone who hasn't been on a cruise before, just think of the experience as all the fun of traveling to an exotic resort, except if you leave that resort for any reason during the majority of your time aboard, you'll probably drown or be eaten by a fucking shark.
Of course, like any vacation, people can come up with complaints — like the ones we've seen here — that seem absolutely insane to any rational human ... Continue Reading