Combining the two most dominant beings that ever walked the face of the earth — both in shear influence and pants-shitting terror — is the only way to accurately describe the mega-power that is the blog's author, Von Steuben.
The blog "Jesus and Dinosaurs" takes you through the witty, caustic and overall sarcastic mind of a man whose disdain and general hatred towards stupidity radiates through his fingertips, melting internet servers on all seven continents before ending up on your LCD screen.
Von Steuben was born when he cut his way out of his mother's uterus using a broken whiskey bottle. How he got that whiskey bottle in there in the first place is still a mystery to even Doogie Howser. In fact, it's the very reason Neil Patrick Harris is gay today.
By the way, ladies, by reading Von Steuben's name here thrice you have now been impregnated with his child. Congratulations, and may God have mercy on your womb. But that's only if Von Steuben approves of you carrying his baby to begin with. Otherwise, you'll be promptly plunged cunt first down a flight of stairs — those are just his rules.
Von Steuben's body composition is 50% cynicism, 50% hostility, and 50% whiskey. You say, "That's 150%, that's IMPOSSIBLE!" I say, "You've clearly never met Von Steuben." Take your time and read "Jesus and Dinosaurs", but just remember, every time you walk away crying, you only make Von Steuben even stronger.
Blissful is not a word I use often, nor are phrases like "sister from another mister," but my sister from another mister, Kalie, has started her own blog: Kalie's Random Projects.
Blunt, honest, and genuine are only a few words that describe Kalie's writing. And the best part? She's currently participating in the same 30-day challenge I am.
So go ahead and read my blog first, then immediately head over to Kalie's blog for a whole different experience on the same subject matter.
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